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"Dear Dani, I saw this picture and I figured this is where Danisaurs come from."
My boyfriend makes me smile.
Not only do I not like when someone uses orange for the first word when he/she picks up nine in ring of fire, I also don’t like it on my skin. Too bad I wanted to look tan today :(
I don’t look to orange, just orange enough to look fake.
Also, I’m being a dork and playing in HVZ. Hey!I’m an engineering major!
So I decided I need to improve my life. Be a better, more motivated INDIVIDUAL.
Como resultado, I am going to do try to do two new things everyday and then stick with it forever.
Improving your Mind: I took Spanish for four years in high school, yet I probably can’t even introduce myself anymore. That’s why I am going to read an article in Spanish every day. Watch me become wordly AND remember Spanish.
Improving your Body: So I definitely gained the Freshman 15. That is why I will start ….uh…. I haven’t worn my retainer in a long time, so I’m going to start wearing it every night. Yes, I’m wearing it now.
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If I could have a blog, it would be like smartprettyandawkward. Except more me.
Henceforth, I’m now making mine __ ____ and ____. Adjectives will be thought of soon.
SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Simple Pleasures Ahhhh, yes… the unspeakable pleasure one derives from being yourself… no apologies, no shame, no substitutions.. just pure relaxation. By simply gazing upon you, I feel as if I receiving a hot rock massage. You are teaching us the way to a centered pure existence: Act One: Obviously get comfortable, raise a leg, and take up two bench seats with a hearty lean. Claim your territory. Put out the vibe of uncompromising sophistication. A modern adaptation of Adam in The Creation of Adam: http://bit.ly/cKChqy Act Two: Crack open that bag of cashews that’s been hanging out in your pocket like a little sack of catnip! Act Three ( aka The Personal Coup de grâce): Pop each cashew into your mouth individually, then suck off the salt and spit them directly onto the floor… this is also known as “The Only Way To Enjoy A Cashew” Dénouement: Have no concern for the mess you are making. Also whilst spattering the nuts from your mouth, aim for the ankles of innocent passersby. Make a game of it and keep score in your head. But always remember, you’ve already won at the game of life! *** Brian is the wonder man who sent in this classic. He described the gentleman’s spitting of cashews “…like a Grecian fountain.” I found that quite funny. Keep on Douchin’ ***
In terms of cats and people.
But for cookies?I think I prefer Ginger Snaps over Vanilla Wafers.