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orange

Not only do I not like when someone uses orange for the first word when he/she picks up nine in ring of fire, I also don’t like it on my skin. Too bad I wanted to look tan today :(

I don’t look to orange, just orange enough to look fake.

Also, I’m being a dork and playing in HVZ. Hey!I’m an engineering major!

Things I Need To Do THIS Weekend

  1. Research graph theory and select a topic for my paper. Email teacher. Start writing paper.
  2. Finish physics homework.
  3. Start new blog to make money!
  4. Go to the thrift store. Try to find a holiday sweater.
  5. Attend bbq and Christmas in July party. Also, force Xchin to attend at least one of these events.
  6. Paint nails a new color.
  7. Call mom AND dad.
  8. TP Chip’s room with cheap toilet paper.
  9. Get rest.
  10. Exercise.
  11. Buy froyo.

Changing my life!

So I decided I need to improve my life. Be a better, more motivated INDIVIDUAL.

Como resultado, I am going to do try to do two new things everyday and then stick with it forever.

Improving your Mind: I took Spanish for four years in high school, yet I probably can’t even introduce myself anymore. That’s why I am going to read an article in Spanish every day. Watch me become wordly AND remember Spanish.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/mundo/

Improving your Body: So I definitely gained the Freshman 15. That is why I will start ….uh…. I haven’t worn my retainer in a long time, so I’m going to start wearing it every night. Yes, I’m wearing it now.

:)

because klepto mentioned it…

If I could have a blog, it would be like smartprettyandawkward. Except more me.

Henceforth, I’m now making mine __ ____ and ____. Adjectives will be thought of soon.

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New obsession.

subwaydouchery:

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Simple Pleasures 

Ahhhh, yes… the unspeakable pleasure one derives from being yourself… no apologies, no shame, no substitutions.. just pure relaxation. By simply gazing upon you, I feel as if I receiving a hot rock massage. You are teaching us the way to a centered pure existence: 

Act One: Obviously get comfortable, raise a leg, and take up two bench seats with a hearty lean. Claim your territory. Put out the vibe of uncompromising sophistication. A modern adaptation of Adam in The Creation of Adam: http://bit.ly/cKChqy

Act Two: Crack open that bag of cashews that’s been hanging out in your pocket like a little sack of catnip! 

Act Three ( aka The Personal Coup de grâce): Pop each cashew into your mouth individually, then suck off the salt and spit them directly onto the floor… this is also known as “The Only Way To Enjoy A Cashew”

Dénouement: Have no concern for the mess you are making. Also whilst spattering the nuts from your mouth, aim for the ankles of innocent passersby. Make a game of it and keep score in your head. But always remember, you’ve already won at the game of life!

*** Brian is the wonder man who sent in this classic. He described the gentleman’s spitting of cashews “…like a Grecian fountain.” I found that quite funny. Keep on Douchin’ *** 

Vanilla Wafers > Gingers

In terms of cats and people.

But for cookies?I think I prefer Ginger Snaps over Vanilla Wafers.

"A bug just made it to second base with me, too."

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